Hail to the King, Baby

RULES YOU MUST OBEY

HERE IS THE "REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER" SECTION OF THE SHOW CALLED "NEW RULES". HERE IS THE FULL CLIP FROM FRIDAY'S SHOW. "REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER" IS ON FRIDAY'S AT 11PM ONLY ON HBO.

 

ANTI-CONGLOMERATES MAKE KICK-ASS MOVIES

The title says it all. If you like the three G's in movies, GORE, GUNS, AND GIRLS, then you have to check out Troma. Everyone has to respect that they are not a major corporation putting millions of dollars into a movie that isn't even good (Alone in the Dark), but they are a company with loads of actual talent involved. From Lloyd Kaufman (Creator of the Toxic Avenger movies) to the creators of South Park, who started out with Troma. Many directors have been influenced by Lloyd Kaufman and the Troma Team. From Peter Jackson (Dead Alive, Lord of the Rings Trilogy) to Quentin Tarintino (Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol 1,2), they even admit great debt to Troma. If you are a beginner with Troma, start out with the Toxic Avenger movies. These awesome movies have loads of in-your-face action, while having an anti-conglomerate and anti-pollution message thrown in now and then.

FOR MORE INFO ON TROMA AND ITS FABULOUS MOVIES VISIT www.troma.com

GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK

HERE IS A CLIP FROM "REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER" THIS EPISODE, WHICH WAS THE FIRST EPISODE MADE IN THREE MONTHS. HIS PANEL TONIGHT IS CHRIS ROCK,KELLYANNE CONWAY, ASA HUTCHINSON,PAUL HACKETT, AND PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY. HERE IS AN ARGUMENT WHERE BILL STATES THE (TRUE) FACT THAT IRAQI WOMEN'S PLACEMENT IN SOCIETY HAS GONE DOWN SINCE WE INVADED IRAQ.

INTRODUCING AWESOMENESS

BILL MAHER, HOST OF "REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER", AND AUTHOR OF THE BOOK "NEW RULES: POLITE MUSINGS OF A TIMID OBSERVER".  SINCE BILL MAHER HAS BEEN A POLITICALLY INCORRECT COMEDIAN, REPUBLICANS HAVE ACCUSSED BILL MAHER OF SAYING TREASONOUS STATEMENTS. HOW IRONIC IS THAT. THEY SPEND MORE TIME BULLYING A COMEDIAN THEN FOCUSING ON THE REAL ISSUES. HEY, ISN'T REVEALING A CIA AGENT'S IDENTITY COUNT AS SOMETHING?

HIS SHOW KICKED OFF AFTER BEING OFF THE AIR FOR THREE MONTHS.

HIS LATEST TOUR WAS ENTITLED "I'M SWISS" AND I'LL TELL YOU, IT WAS HILARIOUS.

NOW IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH BILL MAHER ON HIS POLITICALLY INCORRECT STATEMENTS, YOU ARE IN THE SAME CATEGORY OF THE INSANE BASTARDS WHO ARE IN CONTROL OF OUR COUNTRY.

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

I AM YOUR PRESIDENT. I AM YOUR KING. I AM YOUR WORLD. IF YOU ARE NOT PART OF MY KLAN, YOU WILL BE SOON TRACED AND SLAUGHTERED BY MY KLAN OF ELITE COMMUNIST ZOMBIES. IF THEY DO NOT AWAKEN FROM THEIR SEMI-ETERNAL SLEEP; THEN IF YOU COME ANYWHERE NEAR THIS SITE AGAIN, YOU WILL GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. NOT ANY JAIL, BUT A PRISON FULL OF CLONED LYNDIE ENGLANDS. AND YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW THE WORST OF HER. NO, NO, IT GETS PLENTY WORSE.

AND YOU WILL DEFINITELY NOT PASS GO.

WELCOME TO THE LAST WEBSITE YOU WILL EVER VISIT!!!

Yeah, that's right. You better hail to the king, baby.

Not only will this site feature my own masterful musings, but it will be your Bible from now on. Forget Jesus, I am your lord now. Forget George W. Bush, because I am now your President. I am more than the President, though.

I am the DICTATOR. Nothing shall get by ME!!! And if it does, I'll be sure that my team of anti-hero communist zombies will get to it. So forget the world as you know it. You are in my world now, baby.

AND ONCE YOU GET IN, YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT.

HAIL!!!   HAIL!!!!  HAIL!!!!